Saturday, May 24, 2014

Brent Pella: An Isla Vista Conversation



Friend - “Hey Brent! Did you hear what happened in Isla Vista tonight?”
Brent - “Fuck.”
This is a real conversation that has begun and ended in similar fashion many times in the past two years.
For those who don't know, Isla Vista is a small community adjacent to the campus of UC Santa Barbara, where I went to school. My reaction to the friend’s opening sentence of conversation is naturally negative, because I’m now trained to react to any recent news emerging from Isla Vista in such a manner. What normally follows those two lines of dialogue is never positive, such as:
“Remember our virgin friend Reynold? He got laid out there by 18 Harvard-educated women!”
Or
“A big balloon of M&Ms popped and it's been raining candy for eight hours!”
Instead, what follows is typically:
“A few people got stabbed, there were nine fights and a crowd of rioters started crushing cars.”
Fuck. That's the only word to respond with.
I’m greatly anticipating the day when the small neighborhood town of Isla Vista becomes a place I’d be happy to visit again, instead of a location I dread going back to for literal fear of my own life. I heard there was a shooting tonight in IV – a place I called home for two years in school – and the saddest part of hearing that news was I wasn’t surprised. It seems like ever since I graduated from UC Santa Barbara I’ve been hearing more and more horrific stories of crime and violence, from robberies to stabbings to full on riots in the streets. I can honestly say that neither my friends nor I remember this type of community decay going on within the IV borders while we were enrolled at UCSB. My initial reaction to hearing tonight’s news is that I hope with every ounce of energy that nobody was harmed. My second reaction is the same I have every time I hear of the next violent crime that occurs in Isla Vista – when will it end? A better question would be: HOW CAN it end? With people coming in to IV every weekend from out of town, we're witnessing a breeding ground for disruption and misconduct forming on a weekly basis. Those looking for a scapegoat often air vague accusations toward “gangs” from neighboring cities like Lompoc, Oxnard and Ventura. Some people are quick to blame the “wild and crazy” UCSB students themselves, which make up more than 80% of the population in this one-square-mile plot of land. The latter accusation unfortunately gets bestowed upon students because of UCSB’s reputation as a ‘party school,’ with its annual ranking on “best party colleges” lists online and in magazines (Princeton Review, Playboy Magazine). Personally, I think a mixture of the two groups: out-of-towners (not necessarily gangs) looking for a good time and willing to go to any lengths to get it, mixed with UCSB students, will lead to nothing but danger for everyone in the near vicinity. This has become quite clear.
It’s important to remember that the culture of Isla Vista is peaceful. It’s organically and fundamentally friendly, and it’s been that way since it grew into a college community in the 1960s. Will it ever go back to that? CAN it ever go back to that? I wrote for the Daily Nexus for two years while at UCSB, and I remember reading statistics about how the vast majority of arrests and crimes committed within Isla Vista throughout the course of an average weekend can be majorly attributed to out-of-towners. I also remember there being zero shootings. A while back there was a rule instated that no music can be played in excess after 12am. What’s the next rule? That rule may have curbed the partying, but obviously there need to be more restrictions or else Isla Vista will literally implode on itself. What’s next? Shutting down the borders every weekend to IV similar to closures that happen each Halloween in the town? Should residents ID everyone who walks into their parties, making sure their guests are all students? Should the 12am rule be changed to 10pm, or even harsher at 6pm, to guarantee no late-night partying? Should we force every out-of-towner crossing IV's borders to don a clown costume, so we can be on alert when they walk by? Should the city take massive control by buying out various Isla Vista properties and converting them into additional student housing facilities, regulated by UCSB staff and security? That last one would take an insane amount of time, money and planning, I know, but we’re just throwing ideas into the breeze here, people. I believe that the community of Isla Vista alone, even partnered with local law enforcement, student organizations and individuals teaming up together to solve this problem of consistent violence, is not enough support. I’m looking forward to what the government within Santa Barbara county does next to help prevent these types of incidents from occurring. I don’t know what the next step is toward reviving Isla Vista’s peaceful, friendly atmosphere, and I don’t claim to know what it should be, I just hope there is one, so that no one has to witness or experience the same amount of shit that happened out there tonight.

This entry is a random assortment of thoughts and ideas from my own brain, free-written into opinion-piece form for this post. To follow the best legitimate coverage of the events unfolding in Isla Vista, from the people who are experiencing it firsthand, go to www.dailynexus.com

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Brent Pella Puts Toast on Instagram



OMG Clarvinda, I was DYING to put a photo on Instagram today. Like DYING like honestly almost went to the hospital and told them I was on the verge of DEATH because I wasn't BREATHING because I was DYING to put a photo on Instagram. So of course I made breakfast - my classic toast dish - and I wanted to show people how great this dish is really badly by putting in on instagram, but how would they ever stand to look at it in its natural state? So I had to walk myself ALL the way over to the counter, rip out a paper towel, walk ALL the way back to the kitchen table, and slowly brush off the sides of the plates so there weren't any crumbs. Then I realized, sometimes plates have crumbs on them! So I - being the natural artist that I am - places 8.25 crumbs back on to the plate in aesthetically pleasing positions. I then realized that this is wheat toast - not white toast - and therefore was reacting to the interior lighting of my house in a different way than was expected. I immediately ran to the garage to find a change of bulbs, but of course that bitch BRUNO had taken them all to use for his "bedroom." I can't wait until he moves out. So I came BACK to the kitchen table and had an epiphany - everyone loves photos that are outside! I picked up my plate and raced out the door, balancing the toast and crumbs so neither would lose their perfect positioning. I placed the toast right next to the PRETTIEST bush I could find, but then took a second glance at the bush - and remembered that no one likes bush. I don't like bush, that's for sure, and I'm pretty sure bushes haven't been popular since the 60s. Bushes went out of style fast - so the fact that I had one was immediately troublesome. What was I to do? There was but one solution - shave the bush. But did I have big enough clippers to handle all that bushiness? As a matter of fact I did - because the only person I know who has a bush is BRUNO (that bitch) and I know that he keeps his weed whacker hidden for bush-shearing purposes only. I snuck into his room and grabbed the weed whacker, came back downstairs, ready to get rid of this bush once and for all, and then looked down...THE PLATE WAS EMPTY!!! I couldn't believe it! Some rodent must have taken advantage of my absence and snuck away with my perfectly groomed plate of toast. Needless to say, I went to work on that bush, and the stump behind it has never looked so good. 





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Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Brent Pella sees Neighbors


The latest: Just saw the movie NEIGHBORS in theaters tonight - Thought it was pretty consistently funny, those guys probably accomplished everything they wanted to with that story - and I don't think a single scene went by without a joke or game written in to play out. That doesn't always work, but when it gets close it's a great feeling. A shirtless Zac Efron is definitely not what drew me to the theater...but of course a few excited female screams came up from elsewhere in the audience every time he came on screen. The movie had some awesome party references, some of which brought me back to happy times at UC Santa Barbara aka UCSB aka paradise. They did some really creative, cool camera movements and editing with the interior action sequences that I haven't seen before. Saw a few familiar stand-ups in there with small roles as well which is always awesome to see. Check out the IMDB page for the movie - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2004420/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Monday, May 19, 2014

Brent Pella Back Stage

From back at UC Santa Barbara when I worked at the premiere of the comedy YOUR HIGHNESS. UCSB won a contest sponsored by IMDB so I got to hang out in the green room by myself with 100 bags of popcorn

Tuesday, May 13, 2014


Made a blog so my mom can stay up to date on my life! Hi mom! Here's me and my little sister at the Taylor Swift concert last year. I didn't really want to go to the concert with her...but no one else would take my extra ticket... #jokes